Windows Update
May 6, 2005 · 8 Comments
I wanted to play with the updated Breeze Presenter plugin for PowerPoint now that Breeze 5 is out. It's for the Windows version of PowerPoint but since I've got Connectix Virtual PC with Windows 2000, that wouldn't be a big deal.
Microsoft Office 2003 won't install on Windows 2000 unless you have Service Pack 3 or later installed. OK, I'll just hop on over to the Windows Update web site and get my system up to date.
Visit #1. 34 critical updates. One must be installed separately (IE6SP1) so I select that and install it. And reboot.
Visit #2. There are now 35 critical updates and two must be installed separately (so installing IE6SP1 introduced new problems that needed critical fixes?!?). Sigh. Select a "separate" update, install it, reboot.
Visit #3. Now there are 41 critical updates but, strangely, none of them need to be installed separately (so what happened to the other "separate" update?!?). Fine. I select all of them, install them, reboot.
Visit #4. No more critical updates. Good! 9 recommended updates tho'. Two of them are separate installs again. I decide to pick the 7 that can be installed together. Install, reboot.
Visit #5. A new critical update. For a newly installed recommended update. Good grief! OK, select it, install it, reboot.
Visit #6. Guess what? Yes, another critical update. This time for the critical update I just applied - really! Haven't Microsoft ever heard of culmulative updates? Whatever. I select the critical update, install it and reboot.
Visit #7. Back to my two remaining recommended updates. Select one, install it, reboot.
Visit #8. Two more critical updates. Grrr! Select them both, install them, reboot.
At this point I'd run out of daylight and decided to start again the next day.
Visit #9. Just my one remaining recommended update. Select it, install it, reboot.
Visit #10. No critical or recommended updates! Hurray!
Time to install Microsoft Office 2003. That went smoothly (and surprisingly quickly). Then it immediately suggested I look for updates to Office itself. OK, I'll play along. It offers me a 22Mb update. The update takes a very long time to apply itself. And then suggests I check for more updates. Well, at least it didn't want me to reboot I suppose. And, sure enough, there are indeed more updates to install. Another 7.6Mb. And no reboot either. Done!
Now, what was I doing at the beginning of all this? Oh yes, installing the Breeze Presenter plugin!
That was nice and easy and it fired up a readonly PowerPoint presentation introducing all the features: presenter profile, audio track, quiz manager (for making interactive presentations - very cool!) and a bunch of other stuff. Nor sure how well the audio will work on Virtual PC but I'll give it a go at some point.

8 responses so far ↓
1 Callum McGillivray // May 6, 2005 at 10:52 PM
Don't you just love Windoze ?
My desktop support team roll their eyes every time a new update comes out.
I smile and shake my head.
Callum
2 Roger Lancefield // May 7, 2005 at 4:56 AM
3 Chris Charlton // May 8, 2005 at 10:26 PM
4 Roland Collins // May 8, 2005 at 10:43 PM
Suffice it to say without Windows, most of those businesses wouldn't even exist or be capable of the volume that they handle ;)
Sean,
Next time, you should download the Service Pack Network Install. It's one large file that applies all of the updates at once :)
5 Damien // May 9, 2005 at 7:23 AM
6 Roger Lancefield // May 9, 2005 at 9:51 AM
Apple have treated their customers with far less contempt than MS, as have the original digital bad guys, IBM. The idea that without MS our economies would have been unable to advance into digital technology is ludicrous. I bet B Gates loves that idea, that MS will go down in history as enabling the global enconmy to drag itself out of the dark ages.
I agree that business didn't and doesn't want rival standards in key productivity areas - especially at the level of the OS, but there's no reason at all why it could only have been MS. Many of the small businesses I did tech support for back in the 1990s (particularly prior to email and the Web reaching ubiquity) would, frankly, have been just as productive and would have suffered only a fraction of the hassle and expense if they'd stuck to proprietary machines with a few productivity apps in ROM while relying on sneaker-net to move their files around. Many such companies only bought into Windows because they needed to get access to the MS Office file formats in order to exchange data with their customers.
And what have MS done with their decade and a half of total dominance that other companies such as Apple haven't been able to achieve? Precious little as far as I can see (given their position to do pretty much anything they've wanted). They've spent most of the time since the early 1990s deliberately trying to hijack standards for their own gain and trying to ensure that MS software powers your living room curtains. Where's the real 'innovation'? The best thing I ever bought from Microsoft was a vibrating joystick...
7 Sean Corfield // May 9, 2005 at 10:11 AM
And as for saying Windows enabled all those businesses - that's ridiculous! Gates happened to be in the right place at the right time. Without him, it would have been someone else. Something like Windows *would* have happened (so we'd probably still be complaining because whoever it was would have the ubiquity that Microsoft has, almost by definition).
Damien, yes, I agree. I'm spoiled by Apple's approach which is to provide culmulative updates automatically as part of the built-in system software. It lets you do one install for all available updates and often doesn't even require that you reboot.
Roger, not sure I want to comment on your vibrating joystick... this is a public forum, after all! :)
8 Roland Collins // May 9, 2005 at 11:10 AM
As far as the Service Pack goes, I agree that they don't make it easy to find the network install. I loathe Windows update just as much as anyone :)
Roger:
I don't know how you're inferring so much from a one-line statement that I made! I think your obvious disdain for all things Microsoft is causing you to put words in my mouth. Or maybe I chose my words poorly.
My point was much closer to what Sean summarily stated and what you state in the opening line of your reply - that while *some* company may have filled the void, the fact remains that it *was* Microsoft. Your post describes how things "could" have gone, but that is not the way things actually happened. So yes, in fact, MS did enable those businesses. I guess a better way of phrasing it would have been that, like it or not, most businesses rely on Microsoft for a large part of their technology.
I would also wager that any company that grows to be as large as MS would struggle with many of the same issues that you chide them for. Oracle, IBM, SAP, Sun ... they've all had bad raps at some point as they struggled to manage their own bulk and maintain efficiency and market share.
I am not pro-MS, anti-Apple, pro-"Any" technology - I use the best tool for the job, and believe it or not, MS does make some good tools. As does Macromedia, Apple, Adobe, a number of fantastic open source projects .....
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